Re watching TFA7

WELL
It's been long, so TRANSFORMERS ANIMATED TIME

Also I expect you all are also re-watching TFA as well since it's on the HUB now ...you ARE all re-watching it right...RIGHT? OwO

Ahem
Today we start on the very awesome: Season 2
The Elite Guard and Return of the Headmaster

(oh also: parts 1-6: rosey-raven.deviantart.com/jou… rosey-raven.deviantart.com/jou… rosey-raven.deviantart.com/jou… rosey-raven.deviantart.com/jou… rosey-raven.deviantart.com/jou… rosey-raven.deviantart.com/jou…)

So:
The Elite Guard


...yes hello Optimus? U ok?

...sorry I asked...pleasedon'thurtme 8C

Hurt this jerk lady instead...I don't like her >8C


Prime, you think this will fit inside the cons? ...I mean they're big but...not THAT big

I'll make it fit!

...moving on


Beee, you're a lousy secretary! I mean you should at least wear a tie

Like this ^ Starscream, you need to teach Bee how to be a sexy secretary 8|

See Bee, Sari is NOT impressed with your sexy secretary skills >8|

But then suddenly

The sky started burning and the world ended

The end


Okay it was a GINORMOUS FUCKING SHIP


And then Optibutt

I know right, it IS a pretty Optibutt B)

No, don't touch the butt! DB

and then enter:

THE JERK SQUAD...well Jazz isn't really a jerk he's flawless...and Þór...err... Ultra Magnus is alright too I guess...sometimes...
Okay enter THE JERK and those two other guys who aren't really jerks


Ultra Magnus is overjoyed to see Optimus and his team (whom everyone thought dead) alive and well


And yes the universe hates you...just...accept it -w-


WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE JOY RADIATING FROM ULTRA MAGNUS, he's so happy Optimus is alive that...man I think he's about to cry

Jerkinel is happy to see them alive as well

But no one is happier than Ultra Magnus, just look at that big smile on his face C'8

so happy


Well Optimus, now you know how Starscream and Blackarachnia felt when you did that to them

Giving other bots a "face full of foam" ...it's a Prime thing -w-


...I swear this has to be the only pose we ever see Ultra Magnus in, yes you are and awesome, dramatic, leader or all Autobots but...relax would you

And don't look so shocked Ultra Magnus, we might think you're surprised or something


Moo


And so that Decepticon grabbed it and was all ' Woah, this thing's big'

And I'm like 'yeah but have you seen how long it is?'

Hah hah, you're a lousy liar Optimus

Besides, everyone knows I'm bigger AND longer

Oh yeah, PROVE IT

...
you know this is getting creepy, Sentinel you are creepy

moving on


DARLINGS~


So there I was, minding my own business when MY ARM. JUST. FALLS. OFF. CLEARLY the Autobots inflicted more damage upon me then you realize...Blitzwing...

Ohohoh zat's funny

Can I call you Starscream now?

NO.

Shutup about my dead wife!


...Blitz


And hi Sumdac 8D ...somebot rescue him 8C


...Somebot rescue Optimus' team from this jerk as well


Bee, the lines on the top of your head have disappeared...you look...bald D8


YOU must get past me if you want Ultra Magnus' crotch

...Oh, didn't know you were interested in Ultra Magnus' crotch Bulkhead...


Down boys DOWN...you too Bee, what are you even doing


And what's this, Ultra Magnus is in a slightly different pose then normal...amazing 8O


...smush face 8|


and...hm ...why does everyone always look so damn silly while transforming XD


And what even IS this? I have never seen a car like that ...not where I have driven at least >8|

My friend however has seen this apparently...snow-plow-thing and all... why do you need a snow-plow-thing though Sentinel? Do you SEE any snow?

Prowl...you seem disgusted at those vehicle forms XD


YES, praise me foolish mortals mwaha...what do you mean there's a weird monster face behind me?


Sari's had enough of your shit Optimus


No Ultra Magnus you're not in the UK! D8

No Sentinel you cannot fly! D8
You are both morons! D8


Sumdac is tired of this shit as well


PRAISE THE LORD
Dafuq?

ACK, he turned into a box


And hey again you gais


Shinyyy~


Sari no, your head wont fit through there >8|
...fine it will -.-


Heya Jazz 8D

Okay Jazz, you can stop with the jazz hands now Jazz BD

Sari sees your jazz hands Jazz

srsly Jazz


HOLYFUCK ...that IS scary




yes...Jazz always keeps his cool... flawless bot XD


YOU ARE ADORABLE JAZZ XD

...get your elbow out of my face.

Also you gotta love his 'Careful, you don't want to be slimed D8' ...you have any idea how silly you sound Jazz? XD


Everybot chill, Bumblebee got this!


Poke

...but..poke
...also Bumblebutt


Again with the jazz hands man


ALSO here, Bee says 'Ultra Magnus didn't say where' ...but he did, he said, and I quote 'The rest of you stay here with Jazz' ...You lie Bee 8|

...Jazz you deliberately disobey orders, bad bot BD

...I should make a collection of pictures of Transformers looking silly as hell while transforming XD

But DAMN that is one SWEET ride


I see you still never change poses Ultra Magnus...and you shrank too?


Behold: My green claw


Suddenly Dinobots!


Don't look so surprised at seeing them either Ultra Magnus... B|


Jerkinel plz
Also gotta love Optimus' offended expression XD
Glitch you did NOT just do that!


But then the Dinobots are all ' RARR WE HAVE FLAMING SWORDS...AND CLUBS...AND FLAILS'

And Ultra Magnus is all 'Glitch please, I have a LIGHTNING HAMMER'

Yeeah Ultra Magnus wins this round B)


Also Jazz gushing over traffic lights has to be one of my favorite things in this show ever XD


and...Prowl


More Bumblebutt B)

Well shit...

How is Bee not getting hit? He's standing still... what?


Sentinel...


NUU RATCHET D:


BULK SMASH!


Bumblecrotch this time BD ...I always wondered what's up with that 'Y' shape though...why does Bee need a giant 'Y' on his crotch?


Prowl you are not Taz the Tasmanian Devil


And YES, finally the nunchakus, I loves nunchakus...it totally has nothing to do with my favorite character in the TMNT...nope


Ohoh~ That's one fiiine aft there

Like what you see Prowl?

Tsk tsk Prowl, letting your aft-oogling get you into trouble


Hm, hm, nothing going on here kids B)


Oh ground, you understand me~


But the Optimus went all Mjölnir with his axe and saved the day

And d'aww happyProwl X3

Even more D'aww >w< ...shipityship


And then we get more Optibutts BD


Ultra Magnus gives no fucks, just drives over everything XD


AND STILL HAS THE SAME POSE, HE TRANSFORMED AND STILL HAD THAT POSE, SRSLY ULTRA MAGNUS


Jerkinel strikes again! You'd just leave her out there to die..wth Jerkinel B(


What is that expression Ratchet?


D'aww, Prime to the rescue CX


...what is...I quit


Jazz approves


...I really need to stop screenshotting every crotch/aft I see, what will people think about me -w-


Key fixes all


And Ultra Magnus CAN deal with that now, what a surprise


AND LOOK! His expression changed slightly, we can see his teeth now, amazing 8D


Oh but Bee, I'm sure that's not the only reason for why they call him ULTRA Magnus...if you know what I mean~


Sentinel...go home -.-

... ...one of these days Optimus WILL snap, and it wont be pretty 8C

But for now he shall make do with groping chests

Yes! Tell him Optimus! >8D


...What's with that almost smile Optimus...you look creepy Optimus...the fact that your weapon is an AXE is creepy Optimus...please don't go chopping down doors and telling people Johnny's here 8<
IT WILL HAPPEN
EVENTUALLY
YOU HEAR ME

HE'LL KILL US ALL!

...
so anyways


Careful Optimus is careful in picking that up...which I find adorable ...for some reason X3


I have stopped hoping for your expression to change Ultra Magnus...it. just. wont. happen. ...in this episode at least


Yes. Tell Sentinel where to stick it >8D


Ultra Magnus sees what you did there!


Serves you right Jerkinel >8D

Okay so then

More Bumblecrotch

And gee... it's not like we already had another giant jerkass in this episode You're not even a likeable jerkass like that other one

Stop trying to look cute, what the hell


Sari, come here and hug me ;A;

And then:
The Return of the Headmaster

Starting with

Mr. Jerkface here


Yes Sari and Sari's expressive hair, I know how you feel


But HEEEY look what adorkable idiot just appeared



Poor Tutorbot XD


And...you're awfully happy about getting a bright pink room Masterson

Srsly Masterson XD
Oh and also Mr. Jerface B(

How can you kick this face out? HOW? ;A;


And then we move on to the Primes


Sentinel you're funny XD

I, Jerkinel Prime, hereby appoint myself as the ruler of the chins


No one is amused


Glitch I will cut you!

And rip off your face

Just you wait


Your smile is scaring me Optimus...

Sentinel, stop being cute >8|


Yeah, how DARE someone throw an egg at you...and miss


Cute XD

That won't work Sentinel, the human germs will stay with you forever and ever, ehehehe~

...


Sari you poor bby ;A;


...Whatever you two are about to do ...don't

Or do ...

Why are you showing her an acid trip?


Also DAMN, Id want that room! I'd never have to worry about there being too little space for my Transformer figures and ponies ever again oAo ...also traffic lights...because why the hell not XD


Awbububu Sariletmehugyou ;A;


Oh hey you 8D

And you

Stop being all cute and standing on sofas and stuff Masterson D:<


And why would you want to steal his body anyway...?


Oooh Mr.Fanzone, saaave me!

Pinkie out...you're kind of fabulous Masterson XD

Fanzone sees...err...hears what you did there


...so... weird, yandere, fanboy crush on Sumdac, love of pink and now this fabulous 'SO not a m'am' here:  


What the flying fuck is up with your head Optimus >8|



Optimus is so hilariously smug about telling Sentinel he's talking to a trashbot XD XD He's all 'Oh yeah I can finally humiliate him MWAHAHA'


...and sometimes I think Sentinel KNOWS he's not supposed to do some of the things he does but does them just to piss Optimus off, because why else would you be driving half on top of random cars when there's a road that seems much nicer to drive on right beside you 8|


No Sentinel I will not stop



*poke*


Your proportions are all weird now...?


Careful Sentinel, you might suddenly find yourself with an axe in your back


Where's the Prime?

Ther...uh
Well at least I can see half of Grumpymus Prime's face there XD


Covering up your aft wont stop me from looking at it Optimus -3-


This has been the epic battle of Chin vs Lips


Aw, you'll get your revenge ...Maintenance Prime


Such a brave warrior Mr Jerkinel -w-


...I still don't like this thing 8|

But him I love



These shoulder lights are amusing CX


Optimus doesn't know what to think anymore XD


srsface

and then one of the greatest moments in Transformers history:



I swear Optimus' expression is almost as funny as his laugh...almost XD XD


And EVERYONE is laughing at you now Sentinel


Oh yes Optimus enjoys this XD


And is also adorable



Yep Sentinel you're right, Optimus would NEVER take advantage of this

Not at all

Don't look so scared

You can trust this angelic very not-evil face here


See he even put the seat belt on you to keep you safe

...The seatbelts are as useless as the goggles

on to other things:


Because nothing says dinner like a live rabbit...but it's the thought that count's right? 8D

...Right? D8

And now the Primes will go aHEAD and continue with their adventure


Don't worry Sentinel, Optimus will HEAD right on over to Powell and ask about your body

...fine I'll stop with the head jokes


Oh how Optimus enjoys this XD


...now step on him B(


Or...cradle Sentinel's head close and leave ...whatever you want...


You're still adorable Masterson


...snrk...this doesn't look funny at all XD


Something in the box? Snake? Linebeck? Spongebob?

Brainwashed Sparkplug and Tutorbot are cool too


Woah guys, careful not to shoot to much, you might actually hit D8


Yes Optimus you should have just stayed in bed this morning...


...he's drawn the axe... the murderous rampage has begun 8C

...or not


Gotta give Masterson some credit, he managed to make Tutorbot of all bots kind of badass and dangerous XD


And how can he dodge lasers while just a head, HOW


DRAMATIC POSE


And YOU are about to witness why Optimus is awesome

Look at him go with his epic background of epicness

He don't care about no gravity

He can fly with an AXE _{for a bit}, top THAT

AND he can do it whil he sleeps, MAN he's cool

Look more impressed Sari, that IS cool >8V


...Bulkhead with glasses is the cutest thing

I mean look at him


And...okay Bee's pretty cute with that hat as well X3


...I know Sari, we all want to know what your origins are :/


Think Bee, how will you foreshadow this without spoiling too much -w-


Yes...fine you're adorable, now stop it >8|


YOUSTOPITASWELL B(

I SAID STOPIT D8<

DAAAH~

Also Sari's had enough of your foreshadowing!


...Axe?

THEEEERE'S JOHNNY!
...


Ooh a mysterious figure appears...


Hey again you 8D


Optimus has had enough of this shit...again XD


And yep, there's your body, happy joy joy for you -w-


WHYAREYOUREYESALWAYSSOHUGEANDCUTEANDARGH

STAAAAHP!


...The murderous rampage is about to begin 8<

There we go

...mouth?...what?


yes there's something on your face Optimus OwO


...go back to being cute


And JEEBUS what's with those monster thighs Optimus


Hmm, now where's this going? B)

No really B) ...go a bit lower with your head Optimus



Yes Sentinel, Optimus very much enjoys your pain (¬‿¬)
How I love your evil side Optimus~ B)


Now I DEFINITELY like where this is going

Eheh B)



WELP, there we have it, he's started tearing bots apart, he'll go after your face next


I don't care what anyone says, Optimus IS scary as hell sometimes 8C


My face exactly

Aren't you happy with yourself 8| ...Next you'll be going after Starscream's wing...wait... did that already


...Fine, that sassy ass response of his is hilarious XD


And YOU should run OwO


Too late

The beast is loose D8

...WatareyoudoingOptimus XD

Annd he got the head...you go Optimus



...okay that's kind of cute XD


But wait, his revenge isn't done yet >8)

AH that feels good, don't it Prime >8D

He may suck at golf, but he kicks ASS in football XD

HA HA


Fuck that's creepy

Same


The windows on those Pier houses look like teeth ...it is freaking me out 8C


...kinky...I mean...err...I didn't say anything

Fanzone DOES NOT WANT XD


Would you just...leave


Step on him you two D:<


Yeah go back to your pink room Masterson (¬‿¬)


Oh hey, forgot all about you guys o3o ...and Prowl


Baw Sari ;A;


STUPID EGG, I HATE YOU


But baaww Sari don't cry ;A;

They don't know what to doo ;A;

This scene TAT

well


Hey again you, looking as happy as ever -w-


You're being to nice to Sentinel here Optimus...

Buut it got him to say 'thank you' CX


Aww, why can't you two just be friends, it's nice to see you be friends ;w;

THE END
until next time

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