It's been long, so TRANSFORMERS ANIMATED TIME
Also I expect you all are also re-watching TFA as well since it's on the HUB now ...you ARE all re-watching it right...RIGHT? OwO
Today we start on the very awesome: Season 2
The Elite Guard and Return of the Headmaster
(oh also: parts 1-6: rosey-raven.deviantart.com/jou… rosey-raven.deviantart.com/jou… rosey-raven.deviantart.com/jou… rosey-raven.deviantart.com/jou… rosey-raven.deviantart.com/jou… rosey-raven.deviantart.com/jou…
The Elite Guard
...yes hello Optimus? U ok?
...sorry I asked...pleasedon'thurtme 8C
Hurt this jerk lady instead...I don't like her >8C
Prime, you think this will fit inside the cons? ...I mean they're big but...not THAT big
I'll make it fit!
Beee, you're a lousy secretary! I mean you should at least wear a tie
Like this ^ Starscream, you need to teach Bee how to be a sexy secretary 8|
See Bee, Sari is NOT impressed with your sexy secretary skills >8|
But then suddenly
The sky started burning and the world ended
Okay it was a GINORMOUS FUCKING SHIP
And then Optibutt
I know right, it IS a pretty Optibutt B)
No, don't touch the butt! DB
and then enter:
THE JERK SQUAD...well Jazz isn't really a jerk he's flawless...and Þór...err... Ultra Magnus is alright too I guess...sometimes...
Okay enter THE JERK and those two other guys who aren't really jerks
Ultra Magnus is overjoyed to see Optimus and his team (whom everyone thought dead) alive and well
And yes the universe hates you...just...accept it -w-
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE JOY RADIATING FROM ULTRA MAGNUS, he's so happy Optimus is alive that...man I think he's about to cry
Jerkinel is happy to see them alive as well
But no one is happier than Ultra Magnus, just look at that big smile on his face C'8
Well Optimus, now you know how Starscream and Blackarachnia felt when you did that to them
Giving other bots a "face full of foam" ...it's a Prime thing -w-
...I swear this has to be the only pose we ever see Ultra Magnus in, yes you are and awesome, dramatic, leader or all Autobots but...relax would you
And don't look so shocked Ultra Magnus, we might think you're surprised or something
And so that Decepticon grabbed it and was all ' Woah, this thing's big'
And I'm like 'yeah but have you seen how long it is?'
Hah hah, you're a lousy liar Optimus
Besides, everyone knows I'm bigger AND longer
Oh yeah, PROVE IT
you know this is getting creepy, Sentinel you are creepy
So there I was, minding my own business when MY ARM. JUST. FALLS. OFF. CLEARLY the Autobots inflicted more damage upon me then you realize...Blitzwing...
Ohohoh zat's funny
Can I call you Starscream now?
Shutup about my dead wife!
And hi Sumdac 8D ...somebot rescue him 8C
...Somebot rescue Optimus' team from this jerk as well
Bee, the lines on the top of your head have disappeared...you look...bald D8
YOU must get past me if you want Ultra Magnus' crotch
...Oh, didn't know you were interested in Ultra Magnus' crotch Bulkhead...
Down boys DOWN...you too Bee, what are you even doing
And what's this, Ultra Magnus is in a slightly different pose then normal...amazing 8O
...smush face 8|
and...hm ...why does everyone always look so damn silly while transforming XD
And what even IS this? I have never seen a car like that ...not where I have driven at least >8|
My friend however has seen this apparently...snow-plow-thing and all... why do you need a snow-plow-thing though Sentinel? Do you SEE any snow?
Prowl...you seem disgusted at those vehicle forms XD
YES, praise me foolish mortals mwaha...what do you mean there's a weird monster face behind me?
Sari's had enough of your shit Optimus
No Ultra Magnus you're not in the UK! D8
No Sentinel you cannot fly! D8
You are both morons! D8
Sumdac is tired of this shit as well
PRAISE THE LORD
ACK, he turned into a box
And hey again you gais
Sari no, your head wont fit through there >8|
...fine it will -.-
Heya Jazz 8D
Okay Jazz, you can stop with the jazz hands now Jazz BD
Sari sees your jazz hands Jazz
HOLYFUCK ...that IS scary
yes...Jazz always keeps his cool... flawless bot XD
YOU ARE ADORABLE JAZZ XD
...get your elbow out of my face.
Also you gotta love his 'Careful, you don't want to be slimed D8' ...you have any idea how silly you sound Jazz? XD
Everybot chill, Bumblebee got this!
Again with the jazz hands man
ALSO here, Bee says 'Ultra Magnus didn't say where' ...but he did, he said, and I quote 'The rest of you stay here with Jazz' ...You lie Bee 8|
...Jazz you deliberately disobey orders, bad bot BD
...I should make a collection of pictures of Transformers looking silly as hell while transforming XD
But DAMN that is one SWEET ride
I see you still never change poses Ultra Magnus...and you shrank too?
Behold: My green claw
Don't look so surprised at seeing them either Ultra Magnus... B|
Also gotta love Optimus' offended expression XD
Glitch you did NOT just do that!
But then the Dinobots are all ' RARR WE HAVE FLAMING SWORDS...AND CLUBS...AND FLAILS'
And Ultra Magnus is all 'Glitch please, I have a LIGHTNING HAMMER'
Yeeah Ultra Magnus wins this round B)
Also Jazz gushing over traffic lights has to be one of my favorite things in this show ever XD
More Bumblebutt B)
How is Bee not getting hit? He's standing still... what?
NUU RATCHET D:
Bumblecrotch this time BD ...I always wondered what's up with that 'Y' shape though...why does Bee need a giant 'Y' on his crotch?
Prowl you are not Taz the Tasmanian Devil
And YES, finally the nunchakus, I loves nunchakus...it totally has nothing to do with my favorite character in the TMNT...nope
Ohoh~ That's one fiiine aft there
Like what you see Prowl?
Tsk tsk Prowl, letting your aft-oogling get you into trouble
Hm, hm, nothing going on here kids B)
Oh ground, you understand me~
But the Optimus went all Mjölnir with his axe and saved the day
And d'aww happyProwl X3
Even more D'aww >w< ...shipityship
And then we get more Optibutts BD
Ultra Magnus gives no fucks, just drives over everything XD
AND STILL HAS THE SAME POSE, HE TRANSFORMED AND STILL HAD THAT POSE, SRSLY ULTRA MAGNUS
Jerkinel strikes again! You'd just leave her out there to die..wth Jerkinel B(
What is that expression Ratchet?
D'aww, Prime to the rescue CX
...what is...I quit
...I really need to stop screenshotting every crotch/aft I see, what will people think about me -w-
Key fixes all
And Ultra Magnus CAN deal with that now, what a surprise
AND LOOK! His expression changed slightly, we can see his teeth now, amazing 8D
Oh but Bee, I'm sure that's not the only reason for why they call him ULTRA Magnus...if you know what I mean~
Sentinel...go home -.-
... ...one of these days Optimus WILL snap, and it wont be pretty 8C
But for now he shall make do with groping chests
Yes! Tell him Optimus! >8D
...What's with that almost smile Optimus...you look creepy Optimus...the fact that your weapon is an AXE is creepy Optimus...please don't go chopping down doors and telling people Johnny's here 8<
IT WILL HAPPEN
YOU HEAR ME
HE'LL KILL US ALL!
Careful Optimus is careful in picking that up...which I find adorable ...for some reason X3
I have stopped hoping for your expression to change Ultra Magnus...it. just. wont. happen. ...in this episode at least
Yes. Tell Sentinel where to stick it >8D
Ultra Magnus sees what you did there!
Serves you right Jerkinel >8D
Okay so then
And gee... it's not like we already had another giant jerkass in this episode You're not even a likeable jerkass like that other one
Stop trying to look cute, what the hell
Sari, come here and hug me ;A;
The Return of the Headmaster
Mr. Jerkface here
Yes Sari and Sari's expressive hair, I know how you feel
But HEEEY look what adorkable idiot just appeared
Poor Tutorbot XD
And...you're awfully happy about getting a bright pink room Masterson
Srsly Masterson XD
Oh and also Mr. Jerface B(
How can you kick this face out? HOW? ;A;
And then we move on to the Primes
Sentinel you're funny XD
I, Jerkinel Prime, hereby appoint myself as the ruler of the chins
No one is amused
Glitch I will cut you!
And rip off your face
Just you wait
Your smile is scaring me Optimus...
Sentinel, stop being cute >8|
Yeah, how DARE someone throw an egg at you...and miss
That won't work Sentinel, the human germs will stay with you forever and ever, ehehehe~
Sari you poor bby ;A;
...Whatever you two are about to do ...don't
Or do ...
Why are you showing her an acid trip?
Also DAMN, Id want that room! I'd never have to worry about there being too little space for my Transformer figures and ponies ever again oAo ...also traffic lights...because why the hell not XD
Awbububu Sariletmehugyou ;A;
Oh hey you 8D
Stop being all cute and standing on sofas and stuff Masterson D:<
And why would you want to steal his body anyway...?
Oooh Mr.Fanzone, saaave me!
Pinkie out...you're kind of fabulous Masterson XD
Fanzone sees...err...hears what you did there
...so... weird, yandere, fanboy crush on Sumdac, love of pink and now this fabulous 'SO not a m'am' here:
What the flying fuck is up with your head Optimus >8|
Optimus is so hilariously smug about telling Sentinel he's talking to a trashbot XD XD He's all 'Oh yeah I can finally humiliate him MWAHAHA'
...and sometimes I think Sentinel KNOWS he's not supposed to do some of the things he does but does them just to piss Optimus off, because why else would you be driving half on top of random cars when there's a road that seems much nicer to drive on right beside you 8|
No Sentinel I will not stop
Your proportions are all weird now...?
Careful Sentinel, you might suddenly find yourself with an axe in your back
Where's the Prime?
Well at least I can see half of Grumpymus Prime's face there XD
Covering up your aft wont stop me from looking at it Optimus -3-
This has been the epic battle of Chin vs Lips
Aw, you'll get your revenge ...Maintenance Prime
Such a brave warrior Mr Jerkinel -w-
...I still don't like this thing 8|
But him I love
These shoulder lights are amusing CX
Optimus doesn't know what to think anymore XD
and then one of the greatest moments in Transformers history:
I swear Optimus' expression is almost as funny as his laugh...almost XD XD
And EVERYONE is laughing at you now Sentinel
Oh yes Optimus enjoys this XD
And is also adorable
Yep Sentinel you're right, Optimus would NEVER take advantage of this
Not at all
Don't look so scared
You can trust this angelic very not-evil face here
See he even put the seat belt on you to keep you safe
...The seatbelts are as useless as the goggles
on to other things:
Because nothing says dinner like a live rabbit...but it's the thought that count's right? 8D
And now the Primes will go aHEAD and continue with their adventure
Don't worry Sentinel, Optimus will HEAD right on over to Powell and ask about your body
...fine I'll stop with the head jokes
Oh how Optimus enjoys this XD
...now step on him B(
Or...cradle Sentinel's head close and leave ...whatever you want...
You're still adorable Masterson
...snrk...this doesn't look funny at all XD
Something in the box? Snake? Linebeck? Spongebob?
Brainwashed Sparkplug and Tutorbot are cool too
Woah guys, careful not to shoot to much, you might actually hit D8
Yes Optimus you should have just stayed in bed this morning...
...he's drawn the axe... the murderous rampage has begun 8C
Gotta give Masterson some credit, he managed to make Tutorbot of all bots kind of badass and dangerous XD
And how can he dodge lasers while just a head, HOW
And YOU are about to witness why Optimus is awesome
Look at him go with his epic background of epicness
He don't care about no gravity
He can fly with an AXE for a bit, top THAT
AND he can do it whil he sleeps, MAN he's cool
Look more impressed Sari, that IS cool >8V
...Bulkhead with glasses is the cutest thing
I mean look at him
And...okay Bee's pretty cute with that hat as well X3
...I know Sari, we all want to know what your origins are :/
Think Bee, how will you foreshadow this without spoiling too much -w-
Yes...fine you're adorable, now stop it >8|
I SAID STOPIT D8<
Also Sari's had enough of your foreshadowing!
Ooh a mysterious figure appears...
Hey again you 8D
Optimus has had enough of this shit...again XD
And yep, there's your body, happy joy joy for you -w-
...The murderous rampage is about to begin 8<
There we go
yes there's something on your face Optimus OwO
...go back to being cute
And JEEBUS what's with those monster thighs Optimus
Hmm, now where's this going? B)
No really B) ...go a bit lower with your head Optimus
Yes Sentinel, Optimus very much enjoys your pain (¬‿¬)
How I love your evil side Optimus~ B)
Now I DEFINITELY like where this is going
WELP, there we have it, he's started tearing bots apart, he'll go after your face next
I don't care what anyone says, Optimus IS scary as hell sometimes 8C
My face exactly
Aren't you happy with yourself 8| ...Next you'll be going after Starscream's wing...wait... did that already
...Fine, that sassy ass response of his is hilarious XD
And YOU should run OwO
The beast is loose D8
Annd he got the head...you go Optimus
...okay that's kind of cute XD
But wait, his revenge isn't done yet >8)
AH that feels good, don't it Prime >8D
He may suck at golf, but he kicks ASS in football XD
Fuck that's creepy
The windows on those Pier houses look like teeth ...it is freaking me out 8C
Fanzone DOES NOT WANT XD
Would you just...leave
Step on him you two D:<
Yeah go back to your pink room Masterson (¬‿¬)
Oh hey, forgot all about you guys o3o ...and Prowl
Baw Sari ;A;
STUPID EGG, I HATE YOU
But baaww Sari don't cry ;A;
They don't know what to doo ;A;
This scene TAT
Hey again you, looking as happy as ever -w-
You're being to nice to Sentinel here Optimus...
Buut it got him to say 'thank you' CX
Aww, why can't you two just be friends, it's nice to see you be friends ;w;
until next time
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