TFA - Whatevenarethese Slash

So there's this thing [link] That I'm having way too much fun with ...
And uhh yes... this post ---> [link]
<sub>and for those who are to lazy to look at the post
1. Skywarp the otaku seme who often surprises his lover with blackmail (how...scary?)
2. Optimus the butler seme who tricks his lover with stuffed toys (said stuffed toy design being from here [link] ...aka not mine)
3. Bumblebee the hard seme who toys his lover with his cold fingertips (...wut? ...also two pictures because I say so 8|)
4. Dirge the beastly seme who sips his lover with blood (that... sentence doesn't even make sense...8|)
5. Ramjet the kemonomimi uke who often licks his lover without his consent (what? no, he neever does that, not at all)
6. Tracks the spoiled uke who empowers his lover with aphrodisiac (...really Tracks, really? XD)
7. Hothead the bara (lulz) seme who whips his lover with roses (...but...why roses? where'd he even get a rose that big?)
8. Random the cheating seme who spanks his lover with a smile (...okay Random)
9. Icy the spoiled seme who babies his lover with his long nails (...nails? robot?...nails on a robot?)
10. Thundercracker the old (lolnoXD) uke who often trick his lover with his golden hair (Hair? HAIR?!?)
11. Sunstorm the thougthful seme who babies his lover with handcuffs (TC has had enough of this babying nonsense)
12. Swindle the playboy seme who inserts his lover with roses (uh...ouch?...what?...why?...that's where Hothead got the giant rose?)
13. Lockdown the cheating seme who persuades his lover with out his shirt (because he's otherwise always wearing a shirt)
14. Megatron the Yandere seme who often surprises his lover with flowers (...no Megatron NO)
15. Starscream the housewife uke who torments his lover with a smile (...yes! Perfect!)

The results change everyday though and I did get some other hilarious results that I didn't draw like 'Megatron the 'something' uke who persuades his lover with his baby face' ...but um...Megatron... baby face...no, 'Starscream the uke of all ukes...something', Sunstorm using tentacles on things (but...Soundwave's thing...stop stealing Sunny) and something about Lockdown and kissing with his toned abs...wut?</sub>


Anyway
I'm going to do something more productive now...*hides*

Characters (c) Hasbro, Takara